Thursday 1 September 2011

Manchester United Report Record Theft


Manchester United reveal Glazers are set to steal £110.9m from club this year
Manchester United have reported that their owners, the Glazer family, are to steal a record £110.9m as a result of operations this year.

The positive news follows the announcement that the Glazers are planning to float the club on the Singapore Stock Exchange in order to steal £600m more.

The impressive profits have been aided by United suffering defeat in last season’s Champions League final against a Barcelona side famous for being funded and ran by supporters, and strict constraints on the transfer budget over the summer which have resulted in Tom Cleverly playing in midfield.

The Old Trafford Club have also seen a sharp increase in revenue over the past few days following the release of a t-shirt branded, ‘We 8 (-2) Arsenal’ and scarves that ask what dawn French and Arsenal have in common, with the answer that they both 8 -2 much sewn onto the reverse side.

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