Racism against Manchester United player Ashley Young not as important as a small amount of pushing or widespread bribery claims Blatter
Sepp Blatter and FIFA could be awarded a special award for hypocrisy after criticising Spain and Chile for having a brawl on their ‘Fair Play Day’.
Blatter condemned the behaviour of both sides after the match, implying that a little bit of pushing is far worse for the image of football than having a world governing body constantly embroiled in bribery scandals or international players recieving racist abuse.
“The conduct of Spain and Chile is bad for the image of the game,” Blatter chided from the mouth on the other side of his face.
“Seeing players arguing and shoving each other does not give a positive impression to children. When I fixed the Presidential election, I made sure my opponent couldn’t even take part, let alone get close enough to touch me, if you are going to show children how to cheat you must make sure that you show them how to do it properly!’ said the FIFA Chief.
“Spain got a dodgy decision that won them the game, I take bribes, Qatar is a great place to have a world cup – these things happen in football! Why do people have to keep going on about it?”
“It’s much better for everyone if they just accept it and move on.”
“It is imperative that we focus all of our attention on this small bout of handbags because it allows us all to ignore the fact that we do sweet FA about more serious problems such as Ashley Young’s claims of racism in Bulgaria.”
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