Sunday 16 October 2011

Korean Grand Prix Greeted With Even More Indifference Than Usual


People around the world are turning in extraordinary performances this weekend in ignoring the Korean Grand Prix, following Sebastian Vettel’s title-clinching result a week ago.
Because of the German’s achievement in transforming a complete bore-fest into an even more complete bore-fest for the second consecutive year, sports fans in particular have found even less reason to wake up at 6 a.m this Saturday and Sunday.
One devoted Formula 1 fan exclusively revealed, “I could sleep in till noon or I could watch cars going round the same track for hours before the sun rises.”
“Of course, there’s always the appeal of David Coulthard’s features on the scientific causation and performance implications of rear-tyre degradation, so I might set the alarm to tune-in for that.”
“But probably not.”

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