FIFA have announced their interest in snapping up Liam Fox after his resignation, as they look to rebuild their sleazy executive committee following the ethical allegations over the summer.
Football’s governing body lost some key bribery goal scorers during Sepp Blatter’s corruption-ridden re-election campaign, and they see Fox as an ideal substitute, with Adam Werritty always available in case they need some last-minute ‘advice’.
Blatter told us, “I’ve been monitoring Fox’s underhanded performances across the globe and I think he’s got what it takes to become part of our squad.
“We can always use a little poacher to ghost into a variety of obscure regions around the world and bring us out countless wads of cash.
“He’s used to playing in defence for the UK government but I can see him slotting right into our forward line and netting us some tidy profits.
“We’re looking to expand into Sri Lanka especially, so who better to lead the charge?”
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